480

Things are moving fast.
I thought they would take longer.
I’m glad that they aren’t.

479

Facebook and Farmville
While fun, can also be bad.
Kills relationships.

478

Faith is intriguing.
I could do without a few.
The ones that scare me.

477

Coffee was scalding.
It was hotter than it looked.
Might have burned my mouth.

476

You’re an adventure.
Every day brings something new.
Look forward to them.

475

Website: Ninja, Please.
We had great conversations
What happened to them?

474

These lines come to me
And I can’t always catch them.
Please pay attention.

473

I get lost in time
While gazing out my window.
So much there to see.

472

I smell the ocean
In everything that I do.
But what does it mean?

471

This job will kill me.
The money has reeled me in.
Late shifts really suck.

470

My butt fell asleep.
Sitting too long will do that.
Happened to my leg.

469

I write my own way.
Things don’t have to make sense here.
That’s why they’re haiku.

468

Bubble wrap is fun.
Watching each bubble burst can
Be therapeutic.

Lay some on the floor.
Hop around like a bunny.
Back to your childhood.

467

A pedometer
Should help me lose my fat ass.
I exaggerate.

My ass is not fat
Not as small as it once was.
Not in Danger Zone.

Determination
Will prove to be my ally
In my weight battle.

Shouldn’t take me long.
I don’t have that much to go.
Won’t give up my curves.

466

Going back to school.
I want to make it easy
To start our life here.

465

A cold hearted snake.
I think I will pass on that.
Dated my fair share.

464

To restart or not?
Netflix is so amazing,
But will I have time?

463

300, again.
I need a new movie with
Man on man violence.

462

What? A detective?
In the plains of Africa?
It makes a good book.

461

Betting can be fun.
As long as you expect to
Lose more than you win.

Yes, hit me again.
Math is not a strength of mine.
Count them up. Blackjack!

I’m no good at that.
Can’t remember what beats what
In Texas Hold’em.

460

Dancing with the Stars.
How can they be stars if I’ve
Never heard of them?

Come on Miss Niecy!
You can’t get voted off yet,
Money on the line.

459

Desperate and a Whore.
The modern day version of
Beauty and the Beast.

458

Life, an adventure
That I want to take with you.
You ready? Let’s go!

457

I don’t want perfect.
I like the ups and the downs.
Keeps us on our toes.

456

Miss the feel of you
Under my hands and body
Innocent and not.